sngaara: that’s a nice comic pixiv too bad i can’t understand anything
haroldisdumb: we could be married and i still wouldnt text u first
baka street boys
magicconchshell: is it too late to wrap myself up like a baby and drop myself off on a billionaire’s doorstep
Reblog if you've formed a meaningful relationship...
leonmcgann: its weird how google became a synonym for search
googlehomo: I only wanna be hot so I can be rude and antisocial and mysterious and get away with it
Cosmo sex tip #285
Wanna make her wet? Drown her.
m-oonblaze: everyone’s getting into relationships and you know what im getting? some more food brb
thatfunnyblog: IF YOU CANT HANDLE ME AT MY WORST i dont blame u neither can i
trenchgun: “Uwaaah! I’m gonna be late!” I’m Obama Barakku, 47 years old! Starting today, I’m gonna be a president!
quoms: imagine ‘anon crushes’ in real life someone runs up to you dressed in like a tarp with a paper bag over their head and yells SORRY I LIKE YOU A LOT before vaulting over a table and sprinting away
rabioheab: if you take the letters from “OBAMA” and change them to numbers based on what number that letter is in the alphabet then you get 15 2 1 13 1, which adds up to 32 which is the current age of former backstreet boy nick carter. if that doesn’t scare you, then you don’t know the true meaning of fear.
band-nonsense: tessaviolet: peachofcake: tessaviolet: i’m tupac on the inside. tupac is dead. exactly. well this is more emotional than expected
makkine: makkine: Oh my god this is giving me flashbacks to when Disney announced it was buying club penguin and there was a literal actual penguin protest in front of the clothes shop for like 4 hours straight I love society
girls at my school: if my parents ever found my blog i would be dead!
their blogs: nothing but pictures of starbucks frappuccinos and girls lying on beaches and scene boys and brotips
our blogs: gay porn, smut, swearing like sailors, shameless objectifying of celebrities, and questionable mental stability
ohharvelle: do i watch a new show rewatch another show watch a movie read a book or read fanfiction my life choices are so difficult
meladoodle: meladoodle: someone flirt with me this was a bad idea
katkinkat: I DONT WANT TO WEAR CLOTHES I WANT TO WEAR BLANKETS I HATE SOCIETY
Tumblr app: I'm done loading
Me: but what about all these blank pictures and gifs
Tumblr app: did I fucking stutter
I DO THIS TO MYSELF
i am a strong independent anime character who don’t need no senpai
sleepingjuliette: I think carrying a princess through someone’s stomach can be put on link’s weirdest shit I’ve ever done list